"ummmm your diverse headcanons make me feel uncomfortable" good there’s a reason why it makes u uncomfortable now recognize it
when u want to say something but everyones ignoring u
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
I wonder if I’ve even crossed his mind this whole summer.
it bothers me that I’ll never get to thank you for being the reason I smile
For those of you who are tired of hearing about sexism, imagine how much more tired the rest of us are of constantly experiencing it.
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
You go, boy.